inkfant

A very young person with a tattoo or tattoos. Someone who appears to be way to young to have ink.

The girl serving us at Jerry's is a complete inkfant - I swear she can't be older than 11, yet she has visible tattoos. Freaking me out, man!

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portuguese lick

When a guy has some food trapped in his beard and someone else (guy or gal) fishes it out with their tongue.

Jerry finished the last of the cheese bombs, but fortunately some of the sauce got caught in his beard and I got a taste, Portuguese Lick style.