Maya

Mayas, are statistically closeted homosexuals. They tend to initially be not super out-going at the first, but still fun to be around, but once a Maya gets comfortable they tend to show their true colours, if you know what I mean. Mayas tend to be nice and caring people, but have what is basically movie standards in men, as well as poor music taste. They have a high likely hood, to be bedding your mother, and MOST Mayas will actively brag about their night to you in their face. Also, they are very easily addicted to vaping as well as alcohol. Most people can easily see them being abusive mothers in the future, that are constantly drunk. They will also go full hunter mode on you if you withdraw their vape away from them. If you ever have a Maya in your life, for your own safety as well as your families, remove them from your life immediately.

Maya: Have you seen my vape?
Person: No.. (obviously lying to her)
Maya: You're lying, run for your life.
Person: (in danger)

Person 1: Have you seen that Maya girl?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Well I heard she was bedding your mother the previous night..
Person 2: Oh shit.