Candice

A joke involving dicks

Me: nice job Candice

John: my name is John who’s Candice

Me: CANDICE DICK FIT IN UR MOUTH

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Giant jizz january

Another way to pay back no nut november. Similar to mega nut may, in the regard that you must ejaculate at least 2-3 times a day. The only difference is that giant jizz january is in january (duh), so you get to bust all the nuts sooner than the five months inbetween no nut november and mega nut may.

Wow. After that awful no nut november, I’m really looking forward to the cummy greatness of giant jizz january.