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a beverage of mediocre coffee with Swiss Miss cocoa stirred in, a make-due favorite in office break rooms or on roadtrips when there's no Starbucks, etc. for miles on end.
I hit my afternoon wall and there's a ton of work--time for a mini-mart mocha.
The numbness or ringing sensation in your ear from having your phone earpiece too loud, or in too long with a loud caller.
Sarah rants at such length that I was getting a sore neck from cradling the phone with my shoulder. Now I get Bluetoothache.
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The numbness or ringing sensation in your ear from having your phone earpiece too loud, or in too long with a loud caller.
Sarah rants at such length that I was getting a sore neck from cradling the phone with my shoulder. Now I get Bluetoothache.
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n. a person who lacks professional experience and education in creative writing, usually unsuccessful in a non-related profession, but has a desire get into the Hollywood system and figures the best way in is to write and sell a screenplay.
GUY: Two years out here and not one audition, Ma.
GUY'S MOM: Don't let 'em get ya down, hon. You're a great talker. Why don't you show them that first-half of a sci-fi movie you wrote in high school?
GUY: Good point, Ma. I keep forgetting how easy it is to be a screendreamer out here. Thanks!
GUY'S MOM: That's my boy. Fake it till ya make it.
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The composition of compliments, awards and recognitions, such as job titles and promotions, that don't necessarily include a pay increase or access to greater opportunities.
Phil got three more women's numbers on Friday. He didn't intend to call any. He just needed to replenish his EGO GEL after Rachel dumped him.
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That unique style and swagger that most blondes are too sweet to get away with, and most redheads are too spicy to pull off.
I was talking to this Brazilian woman last night, not as pretty as my ex, but bursting with brunettitude.
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