Wofford

A mainly freshman, all-girl dorm at Winthrop University in which girls shit in the shower, puke in the sink, leave cardboard pirates around to scare the shit out of people, and boys break into your room and drunkenly piss in your trashcan.

Girl 1: Yeah I just moved into this dorm, there was a cardboard cut out of jack sparrow in the bathroom that said the shower was out of order
Girl 2: Oh yeah, you must be in wofford

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