condimentia

When you can't remember if you have a condiment every time you go to the store, resulting in many duplicate bottles of several condiments.

While putting groceries away, Patty noticed we already had 4 other bottles of Miracle Whip. "Damn, my condimentia is really getting bad."

appause

The amount of time between a band ending their song and the audience determining the song is over and initiating their applause.

It's always hard to figure out the appause with an emo band.

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first classhole

ANYONE who sits in first class on a flight.

Son, you see those folks who are sitting in the front of the plane? Those are what you call "first classholes". Fortunately, they're most likely to die in a crash.

first classholes

Anyone and everyone who sits in the first class section of a plane. These entitled pricks aren't pleased enough with the mere amazing fact they're flying in a tube 6 miles above the earth. No, that's not good enough for them. They need free booze, hot towels and food.

These entitled pricks aren't pleased enough with the mere amazing fact they're flying in a tube 6 miles above the earth. No, that's not good enough for them. They need free booze, hot towels and food. And God forbid you try to use their restroom. What a bunch of first classholes!