Bayesian statistics

Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

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hanggi

1. The act of lying about things you don't understand.

2. Pretending to be an expert in things you don't understand and can't even pronounce.

1. Last time I was at Lowe's, I asked the sales associate about a screw gun - he totally hanggi'd me. I ended up with a wood chipper.

2. Police say the plumber really pulled a hanggi when he picked up the scalpel and began to perform open heart surgery.

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