jerk blocking

when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.

I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.

Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.

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optutory

Optutory is an event or a meeting that is mandatory unless there is some emergency or important other thing that gets in the way.

Saturday's practice is optutory because we have the big game coming up, but I know prom is this weekend.