who produced skeletons

Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

Person A: Who produced Skeletons? I just wanna know
Person B: Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

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vibeo gane

vibeo gane

p1: hm, yes, this is definitely the mass effect of coffees
p2: please shut up
p1: this chair is literally the fallout of chairs
p2: please...no...
p1: vibeo gane

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Radiohead

the easiest way to retain your virginity

A: Hey, wanna listen to some Radiohead?
B: No thanks, I've already gotten married.

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Aaron earned an iron urn

the phrase that people from Baltimore can't say

Person 1: say "Aaron earned an iron urn"
Baltimore person: arn ernd an arn ern

shrimp

shrimp

1: shrimp
2: wha-
1: shrimp

jose

jose

1: jose
2: what
1: jose

emotional ambush

A unexpected attack to your heart or emotions

Person1: i just got a new car.
Person2: nobody fucking cares.
Person1: did you just emotional ambushed me?