smit dick

Insult used to imply homosexual activity. Derived from shit and smeg these two words are combined to make smit. Sheg is an alternative word which shares the same meaning.

HAHA hindmarsh has a smit dick

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dick butler

A term used for the professional home assistant who cleans, sanctifies and stimulates his lords genitals.

You need a good dick butler, I shall send mine round to aid you.

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