PARANOIA

The condition of someone being frantically suspicious/cautious or intensely emo and shut-in.
This mental instability usually occurs when the victim is in small groups or alone.
A person who is paranoid may very well be convinced that they're being watched by a wide assortment of imaginary figures &/or "real" people.
Imaginary figures may include, but are not limited to:
ninjas, pirates, zombies, the FBI, aliens, shonen bat, pokemon, "nothing", cats in the ceiling, snow monsters, ghosts, demons, and/or secret organizations.
"Real" people may include a creepy old person you saw at the supermarket, that veteran who sits on the bench across that street, your uncle, the police, the FBI, joggers, TLA's(three-letter-agencies), your other uncle, gangsters(or gangstahz), black people, street bums, local, national, or international gangs, and Paranoia support groups.
Many fears can easily stem directly from paranoia. Contrary to popular belief, the fear of the dark is also a byproduct of paranoia.

Pirate nerd in a dark hallway: "It's just a bunch of ninjas... it's just a bunch of ninjas!!! Goddamn sneaky bastards!!!"

Paranoia Guy: "Those damn black people are trying to jump me!!!"
Non-Paranoid Guy: "Dude, they're on a Television show, calm down."

Emo Phillips: "I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code."

FBI: "We are not watching your every movement, Mr.Alex Beresnev of Columbia, Maryland."

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Statuist

adjective:

prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a statue, sculpture, or memorial slabs often on the basis of it's perceived relationship to particularly undesirable concepts, usually those that trigger SJWs or leftists.

noun:

a person who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward statues or memorials of any kind often on the basis of it's perceived relationship to particularly undesirable concepts, usually those that trigger SJWs or leftists.

adj: "The heck's wrong with those darn statuist kids?! They desecrated all over that there WWII monument!!"
noun: "Christopher Columbus statues have been beheaded & pulled down by vicious statuists all across America"

suicilence

Verb (silenced/silencing)
To stop the inconvenient or dangerous voice or action of an individual or group by way of causing them to appear to commit "suicide" as a cover-up for their murder.

Typically seen enacted by powerful elites that have a lot of suspicious activity at risk if exposed.

Man: "So what happened to that Epstein guy? Did he really commit suicide?"
Other Man: "Nah man. A dude with connections like him? He was obviously suicilenced."

Spamwitch

An enemy spell-caster that will repeatedly use the same attack during every encounter.
Most unfortunate victims will have these as reoccurring characters.
Can also be used to address people(mostly women) for doing the same thing repeatedly.

Mistral: "Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm!"

Jim: "GODDAMNIT! Stop being such a spamwitch!"