gabaganza

Basically something found unblended within everything.

Me: WHAT THE HECK IS A GABAGANZA??!?!?!?!?!!?

§ou§

/ʂɵs/
Soup sauce.

Souplover: Pass the §ou§.
The Brother (couldn't think of a good name): The what?
Souplover: The soup sauce.
The Brother: We don't have any.
Souplover: .,.

correctn't

wrong

Mad Teacher: You are correctn't!

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420^69.

Me: What's 420^69?
Smart Kid: 10097201832880355573875790863214833226896186369872326994250398570376877433686009543845316266007917815719968899072000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

excellen't

In joke, not excellent.

Teacher: Excellen't choice!
Student: Do I get an A?
Teacher: no. you failed.
Student: why is my ðælophobia kicking in—

Ðælophobia

(th•æ•lə•fo•bi•ə)
The fear that someone in the world is taking a shіt.

Robin: help I have ðælophobia