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The man who eats steak for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and shits out the bones when hes done, with a steak beverage to wash it all down. He lays the rules down for all the women he comes across..no sandwich? Prepare to have a rod up your ass. Girl wants to sit back and have a pina colada? Try some PENIS ALOTTA. With a 414HP BMW M3 and quad tip exhausts, every girl who sees this machine has no choice but to bend down and take it in the ass. This man will teach you everything he knows, but be ready, some serious life changes are required.
JGUN: Bro I think this Prius wants to race! BRO, he doesn't know what hes up against...
Markito: Jared, I really dont think..(jared takes off as the grandma in her Prius is overwhelmed with confusion)
JGUN: Look at dat shit boner child! She couldn't compete with the M3 blackula!
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A jew thats a fucking dipshit. Possessing many jewish traits that further the stereotype of a jew, and creating a new meaning to the word dipshit, therefore creating jipshit.
That greedy jipshit was so infatuated with his 401k he couldn't see past the fact that his 4 inch chode was causing his wife's continuing depression.
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Noun; a jew of extreme jewish descent, usually from smack in the middle of israel. wears a yamaka to bed, when it takes a shower, and when it plays halo. Extremely crafty and sneaky...hence the name crafty swine.
Jr. Papa: Yo man this crafty swine just killed me from the top of the map with a spartan laser! He just crawled up with his claws and sharp teeth and then killed us all! Ahh!!! PAPA!
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The art of increasing your stamina not only through pure strenuous workouts, but also by the act of any form of sexual intercourse, including pelvic thrusting, bear-humping, tea-bagging, queefing, and of course all other sexual positions.
"Hey Kate you going to Jazzercise with me tonight?"
"Oh no you silly cunt Im going to Jizzercise! You get laid AND you get a workout! They even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!"
"Hell girly Ill go with you! Fill my butt with spermmm!"
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