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the act of loosing weight via masturbation
I just lost 5lbs just with jizzercise !
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1-One whose considers masturbation and sex exercise.
2-One whose only form of exercise is masturbation and sex. However, few of these people ever have sex. Basically, a horny fat guy.
Guy 1: Why don't you exercise sometimes. Then maybe you could get some ass.
Fat guy: But masturbation is excercise.
Guy 2: Only for fat jizzercisers like you
The art of increasing your stamina not only through pure strenuous workouts, but also by the act of any form of sexual intercourse, including pelvic thrusting, bear-humping, tea-bagging, queefing, and of course all other sexual positions.
"Hey Kate you going to Jazzercise with me tonight?"
"Oh no you silly cunt Im going to Jizzercise! You get laid AND you get a workout! They even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!"
"Hell girly Ill go with you! Fill my butt with spermmm!"
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The act of working out by masterbation. A way to but calories and have fun!
Will: How did Johnny lose so much weight and get so swole?
Jay: I heard he was jizzercising like 10 times a day!
Will: Ewwwwe so gross