Air cadet

Absolute legend who probs thought a rocket took them to Spain last year but managed to win a trophy in aircraft recognition. Pro navigators who can find any maccies even in the middle of bloody nowhere. Largely obsessed with anything shiny .Better than all of the cadet forces because we're posh and have brains, unlike army and sea cadets who are all abit thick.

Person 1. After dofe I fancy a maccies, do u know where one is?
Person 2. No were in the middle of nowhere

Person 1. Where's the nearest...
Air cadet 1. The nearest McDonald's is exactly 2.76827 miles from our current grid reference, according to my calculations it should take us 3 minutes to drive

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