bro

Aight so first off a bro is definitely NOT trailer trash nor a hick. People identifying themselves as bros like this are in fact NOT bros. Bros are very well educated, placing very high in their class during high school/college. They generally come from Middle-Upper class backgrounds, with parents of important jobs in the area. Bros can tend to be racist however NOT ALL ARE. Bros love a few simple things:
1)Beer
2)Getting wasted
3)Partying
4)Chicks
5)Weed
6)Their other bros
7)Trucks
8)Lacrosse
Musically, bros tend to enjoy rap and rock. Some bros enjoy Dave Matthews Band type rock, while some love Disturbed, Linkin Park, etc. type rock. Some things bros hate:
1)Guidos (New Jersey is a sad, TERRIBLE place for a bro)
2)Hippies
3)Girlfriends/Wives
4)Authority (Parents, Police, Land Lords, etc.)
Again, bros are generally NOT racist, they just tend to hate the lifestyles of those listed above. You may identify a bro by a strange "dressed up but very chill" clothing choice (Polo with lax shorts). Bros tend to also have flow to their hair, which women go crazy for. On weekends bros love to have big parties with lots of hot chicks with their other bros, who bring several kegs to the party. Partying with your bros and getting completely fucked up is the greatest thing in the world.

Bro1: Dude, that party last night was fucking crazy. I woke up with two chicks in my bed.

Bro2: I did the beer bong for 20 seconds last night bro. It was sick!

Bro1: Let's go get fucked up again and hit up a bar.

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