Jumpkin

Much like a blumpkin where you get blowy while dropping off a SEAL team, its when you jack off and take a shit at the same time because you're stuck in some third world shithole or... your parents house.

dude 1 walks into the bathroom
dude 1: hey man, hows it going? you've been in here a minute.

dude 2: it was going good until you interrupted my jumpkin

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