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Chundersaurus Rex

A Chundersaurus Rex is a person who, after thought of as being able to handle their alcohol, has one spectacularly inebriated night where their inner identity reveals itself and their stomach contents leaves their body with a roar of defiance.

Usually quite quiet until drunk, and the chundering tends to become a habit at inebriated social events involving Jack Daniels.

- 'Look who it is, the Chundersaurus Rex'
- 'Crap, isn't their anyone who didn't hear about that incident?'
- 'At least you're not Captain Jack.'

by 925ale November 28, 2011


Captain Jack

'Captain Jack' is the name given to a lad that 'harpoons' the 'Kracken' courageously and lives to tell the tale.

While they don't tend to remember the details in their toxicated state, others thoughtfully remind 'Captain Jack' of his adventures.

Usually quite often, in a banterous manner, dependent on the ferocity and ugliness/fatness of the Kracken. Being called Jack is also a factor.

Can be found at the same party as a 'chundersaurus rex'.

- 'Captain Jack! How're you feeling?'
- 'Whaaat?'
- 'Captain Jack? Y'know, you seriously harpooned the Kracken last night. So brave.'
- 'What are you on? I'm still hanging mate.'
- 'Ha, YOU BONED A FUGLY SLUT'
- 'Fuck.' (or other suitable expletive)

by 925ale November 28, 2011

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