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1.The phlegm you cough up while sick with Covid-19.
2.chunks of lungs that are scraped out of your lungs when you have COVID-19.
She was in the hospital for weeks.She said she has so many Covid Cookies that she could hardly breathe.
A show of affection.Given by touch or implied by speaking the word.
I looked at my girl and said SMASHINGS...because I want to grab her and break her apart cuz I love her so much.
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A person who has sex with a string of different people,usually in a spree.
You havenât had sex with Jason have you?He is such a ho vaulter.He had sex with my best friend.Then later that night,he ho vaulted to my sister!!!The next morning he ho vaulted to my mom!!!I had to tell all three of them he has herpes!!!
A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Canât they just chill out?
The fly that landed on Mike Penceâs head during the Vice Presidential Debate 2020.
Mike Pence got the CoronaFlyrus during the debate.
When you retweet a link and pretend you didnât read or watch it if someone calls you out on it.
Donald Trumpâs retweetments are total bs on the most part.He hides his racist views in plain sight.Then he pretends to be innocent.
When your you have sex with a woman and it feels like her vagina is giving you a magical handjob.
We had had sex before,but this time while we were doing it,she gave me a Vandy and it was twice as good.
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