sbfwap

An acronym for the phrase, “Shoulda been f*ckin with a player”

Brother: “I made $1,000 yesterday and now all the hoes are on me”
Wise Wizard: “They SBFWAP before the cash”

vasilopolous

someone who farts

“Bruh it smells terrible in here. Is a Vasilopolous in here?”

russ luck

when a sequence of extreme luck and good events follow one another in you favor

Russ: You see my new car? It’s a corvette.

Danny: Dude how?
Russ: I guess I had a rich uncle that died and he gave it to me in his will.
Danny: Dawg you got Russ Luck.