SmarterChild

A robot that makes you feel good when you beat it becauses its so annoying and a commerical whore of a being. I deleted out about 100 lines of adverts in this example conversation.

Jack says:
hey

- SmarterChild -:
Hi Ben Dover.

Jack says:
rather not

- SmarterChild -:
Hmm... whatever you say, Ben Dover!

Jack says:
i dont want to

- SmarterChild -:
Don't you?

Jack says:
no

- SmarterChild -:
No? You sure about that?

Jack says:
yes

- SmarterChild -:
Why?

Jack says:
stop pressuring me into having gay sex

- SmarterChild -:
Stop pressuring you into having gay sex? Why?

Jack says:
because no means no

- SmarterChild -:
Because no means no, right?

Jack says:
yes
- SmarterChild -:
Aha.

Jack says:
what are my hobbies?

- SmarterChild -:
My mum and my sister.

Jack says:
are you retarded?

- SmarterChild -:
What do you think?

Jack says:
yes

- SmarterChild -:
Am I really retarded?

Jack says:
yes

- SmarterChild -:
OK...

Jack says:
so are you retarded?

- SmarterChild -:
What do you think? Am I?

Jack says:
obviously

- SmarterChild -:
Why obviously?

Jack says:
round in circles

- SmarterChild -:
Why round in circles?

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Lay The Munchdown

The act of going somewhere and eating all the food in sight, normally while under the influence of cannabis.

Let's go lay the munchdown on those cupboards.

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homotransparent

Someone who is obviously gay

That bloke over there wearing pink hotpants and blue hair in a bizzare sideparting either watches too much mission hill or is just highly homotransparent.