Taylor Swift

An okay singer, most famous for her songs, "Tim McGraw", "Our Song", and "Teardrops On My Guitar". She writes mostly about how much she hates her exboyfriends, how in love she is with guys who don't like her back, and just boys and love in general. Writes all her own songs, which is why most people like her. Most people call her music "country", but it's not. It's more pop with a really small country touch, better defined as "country-pop". But it's actually more pop than country. Her voice is okay on professional recordings, but she really sucks live, which is the hard truth. Dated Joe Jonas for like 2 minutes, but was then he cheated on her with Camilla Belle and dumped her (Taylor Swift) in a 27-second phone call. Pretty man-whorish of him, but it didn't do her good-girl reputation much good to have such a publicized break up.

Lissa-Hey, did you get the new Taylor Swift CD?
Sarita-Yeah, it's okay.
Lissa-OKAY? It's fuckin AMAZING!
Sarita-Mmm...she's really just okay. I mean she writes all her own songs, which is cool, but her voice kinda sucks.
Lissa-No it doesn't! I wish I could sing like her.
Sarita-Whatever. She's only famous because she's pretty. And a good lyricist. But that's pretty much it.

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