kerpasher

verb.
an onomatopoeic word (a word that sounds like the noise it is the name for when you say it, eg. boom, splash) used to describe the action of throwing something (usually shoes) carelessly into something such as a cupboad (thats a closet to all you folks down in georgewbushland) or box with no regard to where or how it or they land. can also be spelt 'kpasher'.

they always kerpasher their shoes into the cupboard.

jobbies

originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.

she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.

what a pile of jobbies.

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mugworthy

1. adjective. stupid or ignorant, what one has to be to be classed as a muggins or supermuggins
2. noun. a different way of saying muggins or supermuggins for those who are bored of calling people by that all the time

dave: oi! mugworthy!

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n00b

how to call someone a nob / knob in the online gaming world where words such as above are filtered (censored)(they come up as ****, like swear words)

person1: give me money you n00b

person2: no

person1: **** you, you n00b

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muggins

a stupid or ignorant person

(reference: the oxford english dictionary - yup, it's in there)

its what mug is short for

me: oi! muggins!
muggins: stop calling me that!

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mosh

1. n. see also 'mosh pit'. an area sometimes allocated nearest the stage at a rock concert in which rockers and/or sometimes emos enjoy the volume of the live music by jumping up and down, headbanging and lifting each other up on to their shoulders, but mostly by slamming into each other as hard as they can to try and knock each other over, fighting with the boys and having sex with the girls.
2. n. is to mosh.1. as war is to warzone i.e. what takes place in a mosh pit
3. the exclamation made by a mosher before they ram into someone else, only used in a non-mosh pit environment, usually before taking unexpecting other people by surprise.
4. v. to charge into someone as hard as possible in an attempt to knock them over (in a mosh pit or otherwise) or ram them into a wall, fence etc. (in a non-mosh pit environment only)
5. cn. collective noun for rocker or mosher

mosher:-
1. someone, usually a rocker, sometimes an emo, who partakes in moshes or who moshes other people
2. a rocker

1. Types of mosh pit, other than 'regular' mosh, include the 'Wall of Death,' in which the moshers (see below) are divided into two moshes (see below) which then run directly at each other head on, causing the moshers in the front row(s) of each mosh to become crushed by the pressure of the enclosing moshers behind and before them, or the moshers are arranged into a ring of death and then run into the middle causing the circle to close and the inner row(s) of moshers to be crushed by the pressure of the enclosing moshers behind and before them. Many bands choose to only use Wall of Deaths once per gig, as doing it more times causes them to lose too many fans.
2. i was in a mosh the other day, twas awesome
3. rocker: (charging toward other person) MOSH!!!
other person: (being moshed) AAARGH!!!
4. let's all mosh (into) that bloke over there
5. i got moshed by a mosh of moshers.

mosher:-
1. We're all moshers
2. I'm a mosher

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jack-ups

commonly thought of as meaning trousers that are too short, 'jack-ups' are actually trousers that, surprise surprise, have been 'jacked' up. That means that the waistband has been pulled higher than necessary, possibly up to the naval (bellybutton) or chest.

person1: (indicating person2's trousers) ha, look, he's got jack-ups!

person2: actually, my trousers are just a bit short

person1's friend, person3: yeah thats what jack-ups are, you idiot

person2: commonly thought of as meaning trousers that are too short, 'jack-ups' are actually trousers that, surprise surprise, have been 'jacked' up. That means that the waistband has been pulled higher than necessary, possibly up to the naval (bellybutton) or chest.

person1 & person3: youre such a nerd

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