flupping

(slang, exclamation) alternative word for f**king swear word! Adds emphasis to an exclamation or remark but without the offence.

"Oh, flupping heck!" "What the flup?!" "... course he flupping did!"

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Scumfished

The need to breathe air when the face is in a confined space.

Snuggling up between the duvet/partner and need to come up for air or remove covers/partner from face so you can breathe more easily! eg, "phew, I'm gonna have to move I'm getting scumfished"