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When a male falls in love with a girl online although they have never met in real life. The female version would be eboy syndrome, but this occurs rarely. The syndrome doesnât last longer than four months usually but may reoccur.
Guy:âI met this girl on discord and she is from Poland, iâm Thinking about moving there in the future...â
Other male friend: âdude, slow down. You got egirl syndrome.â
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When you get hit in the balls and say fuck but end up pernouncing FYACK
Girl hits guys' balls
Guy: "fyack"
Someone who screw someone over in a short time first giving them hope and then snatching it away.
Boy 1: dang I had an A+ in math but my teacher took it away in a day and made it a %89.9
Boy 2: she did that to me a week ago
Boy 1: she is a total segal
Boy2: agreed
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When you fuck so hard and fast that you die and then revive 3 days later, and then get sent up to god's bedroom to do the same thing there.
Person 1: where the hell am I?
God: in my bedroom
Person 1: how did I die?
God: Jesus fucking...
Person 1: what?! Why am I in your bedroom
God: cause someone who can Jesus fuck only appears every 2 thousand years, now get in bed...
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Noun. (bro slang, based on waifu) A male character from real life that one is attached to more significantly then others.
I am tired of my family, imma go hang out with my Brofu.
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Chuck Norris, you probably heard of him, if not just look up some info about him and then come back here so I can tell you some other info. Done? Ok here I go....
He was all mighty and powerful and killed whoever said something bad about him until some guys decided to put him into a deathbattle with another really strong dude called Sega, then they starts fighting, manage to break away from our universe and now since he is gone people became allowed to start shitting on him without consequences, so they did. He is now considered overrated an a failure even though he just happens to be fighting right now and is gone from our reality
Person 1: Dude have you seen that death battle with Chuck Norris and Sega what ever his name is?
Person 2: ye, when do you think it will end?
Person 1: I think time became irrelevant....
Person 2: true that Sega guy is pretty tough
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A carbon molecule that bonded with another carbon, without any unshared electrons. It has a 4 bonds or 2 double bonds.
Teacher: what the hell are you making?
Student: C2 special
Teacher: that defies the laws of logic!
A week later the student gets a noble peace prize for making the impossible and the teacher gets fired for not being smarter then his student