ver

Short for "very". Used most frequently when making a mockery of a story, specifically one from a children's book.

"Hey have you heard the story of the ver hung cat (very hungry caterpillar)? Totes."
"SOS. We...need...fire."

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oil check

similar to the ass ram or the butt fuck, it involves invading your partners asshole like a dipstick on a car's oil gauge

"Dude, I checked your girlfriend's oil last night."

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totes

Slang word that is substituted for "totally". Originated in Fox Lane High School. Most frequently uttered in the stairwell next to the gym locker room while smoking a shitload of weed.

"We totes smoked too much reefer before Physics."
"Hey have you heard the story of the ver hung cat? Totes."
"SOS. We...need...fire."

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