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When you get mad at someone (typically a partner) and instinctively start stabbing them while screaming curse words at them (hence the name).
"Dude I'm in some deep shit, I accidentally slurced my girlfriend! You gotta bail me out bro!"
"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."
Pretty much another word for blood, but specifically the blood that comes from a person who was slurced (stabbed by their partner during a heated argument). Some say it has a pungent aura.
"Yo, my plug said he's selling slurce juice now. I really gotta find a new guy"
When you're trying to confuse someone as much as humanly possible, so much so that it sends them into a completely separate state of mind/consciousness of bafflement.
"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"
The act of subtlely edging in a public environment to where no one will know what you are up to. Typically requires a blanket and some pocket-sized travel lotion and tissues as a failsafe. If suspected, tucking between the cheeks is a last resort.
"John come on, you need to go to your next class, you've been in here at least 5 minutes after class ended!"
"Just hold on a sec man, I'm doing a cheeky edge"
The act of sticking your hand up a girl while she's on her period and pulling out the biggest chunk of clot you can find (occasionally rolling up multiple clots into a sphere) and either throwing or eating them, most commonly the latter.
"Dude, my girlfriend let me glorb her last night! It was awesome"
"I need to find someone that's okay with glorbing during sex"
(1) The National Endowment of the Arts. A government agency that spends roughly $100 million of federal funds on artsy stuff, including the occasional porn. People who want to abolish the NEA are erroneously accused of censorship.
(2) National Education Association. America's largest special-interest group, the NEA tries desperately to prevent school vouchers or any other common sense program that would threaten the livelihood of crappy teachers.
(2) National Education Association. America's largest special-interest group, the NEA tries desperately to prevent school vouchers or any other common sense program that would threaten the livelihood of crappy teachers.
(1) You can thank the NEA for that elephant dung painting of the Virgin Mary.
(2) My teacher is a member of the NEA
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When something feels like the consistency of decomposing flesh - typically within a few weeks of the body passing.
"Dude come here, I just found a fresh munt! Its skin has the perfect amount of bungence!"
"I went to pet my cat and this area around his neck felt bungent, I think he has an infection."