Carhole

A household garage.

Moe: "Ohh, Mr. fancy man, a garage..."
Homer: "Well, what do you call it?"
Moe: "I call it a carhole."

(later on) Homer: "A counterfiet jeans ring running out of my carhole, I gotta tell the guys!"

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Total Nonstop Ass

Wrestling promotion on SpikeTV, and what "TNA" really stands for. An embarrassment to not just professional wrestling, but to humanity in general.

Total Nonstop Action? More like Total Nonstop Ass. TNA is a fucking joke.

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Torqued

To be really fucked up on booze or drugs. "Torqued up" is also acceptable.

1: Mind if I crash on your couch? I'm way too torqued to drive.
2: That idiot came in here all torqued on blow actin' the fool and shit. We had to beat his ass!

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Lifted

To be high on weed. From the Wu-Tang song M.E.T.H.O.D. Man.

I gat fat bags of skunk, I got white owl blunts, and I'm about to go get lifted, yes I'm about to go get lifted.

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Skip Bayless

Tim Tebow's gay lover.

Skip Bayless rides Tebow's dick so hard it's sickening.

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Fish Bait

Crack cocaine. As seen on "King of the Hill"

Hank Hill got arrested buying crack with the intention of using it as fish bait

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Stream

A way to watch out-of-market sports or wrestling/boxing/MMA PPVs for free.

Fuck paying $70 for Wrestlemania, I'm just gonna stream that bitch.

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