Avery

Y'all dumb mother fuckers. How dare you try and define the god almighty AVERY!? He can read your fucking MIND with his 32 foot DINGDONG. He will fucking dominate you, mentally and physically fuck you up! He will skull fuck you if you ever wrong him.

Guy 1-Last time I had an encounter with Avery, he looked at me and mentally fucked me. I was never the same.
Guy2- Dude I think I am too, AGHHHH.
Avery- Never wrong me you dumb mother fucker, hahaha.

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Avery

AVERY HAS A SMALL DICK LIKE REALLY SMALL DICK LIKE WHATS IT CALLED WHEN Y GOT A SMALL DICK A SMEAT? YE A SMEAT AVERY GOT A MEGA SMEAT

Yo haha ur a avery!!!

Shut up man waaaaa
Haha loser!

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DAB

DAB, a term used as a old and cringey type of pose, no longer popular. But DAB also means, Dumbass Brother so next time you wanna call your brother dumb just say "your a DAB"

You- Your so annoying go away.
Little brother- NO! I'ma tell Mom!
You- Ugh your such a DAB. Just get out already.

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Straight Month

This is a month to celebrate heterosexuality aka being straight RESPECTIVELY. Not getting children involve, or forcing our sexuality down people’s throats. Straight month begins and ends at July 1st-August 1st.

Straight guy 1: yo bruh it’s July 1st you know what that means!

Emily: NOOOOOOOO!!! *Dies of gAe*
Straight guy 2: hell yeah, bruh can’t wait to fuk my girl I love straight month.

Straight guy 3: LET’S CELEBRATE AND HAVE PARADES YEAH!

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Gold Digger

A woman/ man (mostly women) who seeks for a lover not for their looks or personality but for their money to then use as their own with no second thought...like Becky..why Becky, WHY! Ahem, let’s focus.

Becky:( : Hey can I have more money for a Gucci bag!
Me: No Becky please I can’t keep doing this
Becky:( : UGH! WHAT-EVER Jamal is willing to give me some chocolate anywaaaaaays
Me: Becky, darling
Becky:( : Shut up, I’m going to Jamals later, we’re over, hmu when you have more MONEYY
Me: Becky wait! UGH, I hate Jamal with his big black di- I mean Becky was such a gold digger.

D’Amir

Pronounced as “Dah-Meer” an amazing and confident person who is an amazing friend. If you know anyone named D’Amir be his friend you won’t regret it.

D’Amir: Hey guys wanna play COD later after school?
Friend: Yeah sure dude that’d be sweet!

Random: Can I join y’all too?
D’Amir: Yeah man of course and what’s your name? We could be friends dude
Parker: The name’s Parker, and I’d like to be friends too.

Avary

Avary = sounds like Avery but isnt, pronounced as (uh - va - ry) is Avery's gay counterpart and loves his ass some dick

Dude 1- Mhh Avary looking good today imma let him gimme sum sloppy tippy
Dude 2- Bruhhh me too!
Avary- But...I'm not gay?

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