weird paul

the man, the myth, the legend and the creator of "hot water heater" and "peanut butter recall".
he's the "first" youtuber to ever grace the human mind.

guy 1:"yo it's weird paul!"
guy 2:"yeah, he needs more subscribers"

bethesta

another way of saying bethesda.
a cock eyed man who says "it just works" and creates nylon bags for a $100 DLC

bethesta is a bad company that sells glitchy and unfinished games.

14 year old white girl: I like bethesta, their games are good.
school shooter: you're first.

the glogogagalab

I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove

Verse
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Chorus
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Bridge
Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ohm, ha ha ha ha

Verse
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Chorus
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Outro
Ah splendid mmm.

Glogogagalab: i love books
Guy:the glogogagalab loves books

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Amber heard

literally a bitch.
she abused johnny depp and tried to use feminism: hE's A mAn Im A wOmAn, WoMeN CaNt AbUsE mEn!!!1!1!11.

Girl: i love amber heard
man from Zimbabwe news: why are u gei?

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