Ahni

Clever, beautiful, caring, there’s too many ways to describe her. Ahni is a beautiful soul with a strong mind and great sense of humor to match her amazing personality. She can get along with anyone but also doesn’t put up with idiots. Her name is as unique as her and everyone wants to be her friend. Ahni will make your jaw drop, and then fill it with her amazing food from her cooking skills. If Ahni has the infinity gauntlet she would use it to solve all the worlds problems and create peace. If you ever see Ahni you will know what it’s like to meet God. Breathing the air around her cures cancer. Her farts smell like your favorite scent of fabreeze. She can breathe in the vacuum of space. Ahni has never lost a fortnite battle royal. Ahni only needs 1 square of toilet paper to wipe. Hogwarts sorting hat was forced to make a new house of Löwenmensche just for her. Her credit cards never get declined. She doesn’t have to use her wipers when driving in the rain. Ahni dated young Stalin. Her garden never dies. Ahni pulled Excalibur from the stone but put it back because she doesn’t steal. She doesn’t need tinder because everyone likes her. She beat Forrest Gump in a foot race. She has no bedtime because she doesn’t get tired. Ahni has never used the backspace button, she makes no mistakes. Ghosts are afraid of her. If you see her you’re instantly happy. In short she’s the best.

Guy: Is that Ahni or God?

Smartër guy: don’t disrespect her like that again.