Tundra Wookie

Women of the far north. (Namely Alaska and northern Canada).

A Tundra Wookie has more facial hair then a normal 18 year old man, prefer Beer over all other beverages, wear Carhart overalls with flannel shirts and typically green down cut off jackets, and drive lifted Dodge diesel pick up trucks.
ADVISE

When spoken too never look directly in eyes or you might become their prey. Do not get too close or you may pass out of large contents of tobacco and awake in their forein ungodly lair.

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