College

A non-profit (my ass) organization that takes from you a shit ton of money in exchange for depression, self-loathing, stress, hatred, hunger, and a bunch of diseases.

Dr. Tamer *adding salt to his coffee *: heard what happened to that sophomore kid Peter? He hung himself on a double pendulum he made for his project.

Dr. Tarek *laughing *: One down, one thousand to go! Such stupid college kids.

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Singletine's Day

What single un-loved social losers call Valentine's Day.

Theo *his arm all over Teresa's back* : Happy Valentine's Day, ya'll!

Mark *Rolling his eyes and looking down to his Modern Physics book*: Singletine's Day for me, Theo!

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