Chonker

What Redditors call a morbidly obese cat and are most likely animal abuse for useless internet points and it is the exact same as parents making their toddlers morbidly obese for internet points

Normal human: I Think r/chonkers is animal abuse as its overfeeding an animal until its morbidly obese for internet points

Redditor: No it isn't

Normal human: It is, its the same as parents overfeeding their children until they are morbidly obese for pointless internet points

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Gorrila warfare

The art of beating someone to death with a banana

human1: Guys, where did human3 go?
human2:He died to gorrila warfare
human1:Don't you mean guerilla?
human2:No.

yuri

yuri tarded

man 1: have you seen yuri?
man 2: who's yuri?
man 1: yuri tarded

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Ayup

The thing that goofy says

Mickey:So,Goofy did the milkman kiss you
Goofy:Yeah,And i said grab my ears while you fuck my butt Ayup

Snake

A: a long slithery reptile that can kill you with a single bite

a long slithery reptile without limbs that is called a snake

jerry

my dumb ass classmate

have you seen jerry that fucking idiot?
no.

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Polytetraflouroethalyne

Teflon is a brand name of Polytetraflouroethalyne

An industrial chemical coated on your non-stick pan, heaters, and much much more. It is still made with C8, a carcinogen

It is also found in the blood of 95% of humans on earth as a result of Chemours(DuPont) polluting the world with this chemical.

It's also toxic to birds, Rabbits and other small animals if heated over 464 Fahrenheit as it releases fumes at this temperature

Chemours worker: I Worked with Polytetraflouroethalyne and I got thyroid cancer.