misterobvious

Hmmm, did you mean: Pedophile?

Woah 40 year old man, you're a MisterObvious!
Yes. Yes I am.

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Fortnite

Were you looking for: Cancer?

Kid: Dad, Do you like and play Fortnite? I do.
Dad: Son, I would like to show you a place. It's called the Adoption Center.

Kirby

Bitch really?
THAT'S THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW
HE'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW
HE'S GOT MAXIMUM PINK

Dick: Kirby is a game for kids.
Kirby Fan: Boy, you've seen nothing.
*Shows a picture of Zero (a fucking eyeball) bleeding*
This shit's for kids?

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