Fridaying

When you are dying to get out of work/school on Friday and cannot focus on anything work/school related.

I know it's only 10am but I am Fridaying so hard right now.

I have so much work to do but nothing is getting done cause I'm Fridaying .

cuntfucious

When a cunt attempts to be profound and philosophical.

Steve: Did you hear Gloria after her 2nd glass of wine? She was rambling on and on about the meaning of life.

Jake: I know, she turns into cuntfucious after a few drinks.