Bacon and Egg

A discreet way in which to tell someone who do not give a shit about what they are saying, and in fact can't believe they are saying it all.

Boring person: I bought some Jeff Banks boxers today!
Normal person: Did ya mate? I had a fucking bacon and egg this morning!

This could be followed by others saying: oh dear mate, you've just been bacon and egged!

Can be reinforced with actions such as those that imitate a bazuka, catapult etc firing bacon and egg at them.

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