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Ozymandias Moment

The moment in writing where a character, usually the main character, loses everything or realizes they've lost everything, especially after they have gained more than what they originally had in terms of financial and material wealth, power and notoriety, fame, etc. Named after the sonnet of the same name, in which the once great Ozymandias has been reduced to a crumbled statue.

Ace's Ozymandias Moment was very impactful in showing that he bit off more than he could chew, and paid the price.

by AB365 January 22, 2022


May

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.

Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O

by AB365 May 2, 2018


Jimmy

A small trailer

I'm going to U-Haul to rent me a Jimmy.

by AB365 August 13, 2021

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Corporate Christmas

That time between Halloween and Thanksgiving when corporations start promoting holiday products or using the winter holidays as a marketing device. This only applies to before Thanksgiving, afterwards is the Christmas season.

Jerry: Oh, it must be Corporate Christmas, they started taking out the Santa inflatables.

by AB365 November 21, 2021


Faggot

A word that is only used by cringy "edgy" middle school shits who possibly have autism or even down syndrome. It is a word in no one's vocabulary because using it, even on the internet, will get your ass beaten and burned. It's supposed to mean a gay person, but who the hell cares? You will typically find this word scrolling through comment sections on YouTube where the creator has a lot of hate on him/her, or even in a comment war.

Person 1 aka people on the internet with fucking brains: I hate people who create fidget spinner videos, make normie vine compilations, and (insert YouTube channel you hate here).
Little 7th grade shits: You are a faggot for hating these things and having an opinion.
Person 1: You should go see a doctor. You know, to check if you have brain damage.

by AB365 October 22, 2017

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Y'all

A word that can only be used by people who are Texas residents, and no one else. It's not a meme, it's just a fucking word. People who use y'all and live in England, you are not trying to be funny, you are just being assholes who hold cups of tea like douches. Yes, that's right, I just called out England, so what? Also, if you don't know what Texas is, then you Google it.

British douche-bag on the streets of Austin: Why do y'all like Iced tea so much. Y'all should have warm tea as a norm.
Every Texas resident dead and alive: ....

by AB365 October 22, 2017

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Down Syndrome

When you have a syndrome where you like to lie down a lot.

Seriously, who thought it was a genetic disorder??? Y'all as stupid as a football player in a marching band.
Ok, if I really have to write an example, here goes nothing...
Micycle: Do you see him, an intellectual, over there? Why is he lying down???
Vladimir Putin: Yes he has Down Syndrome.
Micycle: You mean where he likes to lie down a lot?
Putin: Yes.
Him, an intellectual: I LAY

by AB365 December 19, 2017

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