technogoober

A nurd who knows technology really well

I am considered a real technogoober by my classmates.

beer-cano

A reaction created by dumping a packet of Sweet & Low into someone's full beer glass. The resulting reaction is a whole lot of suds and the glass ending up almost empty by the time it is over.

The best prank I pulled yet was the beer-cano I made of Larry's glass of beer.

Tip Gobbler

Any tight space that makes a blind person lose a cane tip. Examples are street drains, grated manhole covers, chainlink fences, etc.

I'm giving you a heads up about the frequent tip gobblers you will come across in this area; be careful as not to lose a cane tip.

Bobbin' Nemo

A marlan on a fishing line

I see a bobbin' Nemo on my line.

crawdering

Diaper lover slang (the act of caressing one's dirty diaper against his or her own buttocks with both hands and enjoying the warmth while in a prone position on a floor or other surface

I am crawdering at the moment.

ung

Diaper lover slang (Pronounced like "young without the y.) The act of humping one's own fists while wearing just a diaper on the bed, couch, or floor

I like to ung a lot.

Drunken showers

Somewhat like golden showers, but unintentional; the act of being urinated on while in bed with a passed-out drunk.

I hate drunken showers!