Troy Criss

The Troy Criss is a sexual maneuver in which one partner (traditionally the male) dresses in a degrading outfit while their lover places rubber-bands around his genitals. The outfit usually consists of a bottomless rabbit costume and bright red clown shoes. The term is thought to have originated in Ireland. The Irish people, numbed from years of heavy alcohol abuse, suffered from erectile disfunction and overall numbness. Troy Criss was the town drunk/gigolo of Cobh, Ireland. After years of heavy alcohol consumption and sexual desensitization, Criss could no longer function as a sexual man. Frustrated and lustful, Criss demanded that a woman bind his penis and testicles in twine. The woman, aghast at the request, said that she would only do it if Criss hid the top half of his body, and his disgusting feet. Word spread around Ireland, and the Troy Criss was born.

Damn, BITCH! IM TRYNA TROY CRISS TONIGHT!