Gloryteller

Someone who feels the need to respond to a story that you told with a similar story of their own, except that their version is more extreme, and potentially false.

When I told Frank about meeting a celebrity over the weekend, he decided to then share his experience about when he saved David Duchovny's life in Aspen last year. That guy is such a Gloryteller

Farbreeze

The ability to openly flatulate due to the fact that you are outside, when an internal passing of gas would be uncomfortable.

"Wow, thank God for that Farbreeze. That meeting was so long I thought I would explode. i couldn't wait to get outside"