Berging

The act of painting yourself white, standing in an area in which there are a lot of people, and waiting for someone to walk into you, at which point you shout "ICEBERG", tackle said person to the ground and wait to be detained by the police.

" I swear i just heard someone scream "ICEBERG". "
"Yeah, It'll be that weird guy who always goes out berging"

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Meerkating

The act of peeing against a wall or into a bush on a long car journey, generally in groups of 2 or more. The group resembles a mob of meerkats as they are all stood to attention, rapidly looking around to ensure that no-one sees them peeing against a wall, just as a meerkat would look for predators.

"Are those men meerkating?'
'Yes, this is a long road with no service stations"