hard boiled

An adjective describing a person that is seemingly unphased by anything. Derived from the Hong Kong movie Hard Boiled directed by John Woo.

Yo don't mess with them cats, they hard boiled.

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ITC

A slang word to describe the amount of clearance between a woman's thighs.

A woman walks past two men in the grocery store and one says to the other; Did you see the ITC on that?

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Muffin man

n. Muffin man.. the coolest guy on rs next to ace2cool..

"muffin man ownz joo"

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tech 9

the 2nd most powerful machine gun after the ak 47. Used if and only if you need to kill everymother fucker in the room

Heat, pulp fiction, jackei brown, taxi driver

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MOSS

1. "Measure Of Software Similarity" (Berkely: 1994, 2003). A program used to detect plaigarism in programming homework assignments.
2. A deal between USC Judicial Affairs (student conduct) and Berkely to bring in money to USC and to increase the number of students accused of student conduct disorders and academic dishonesty. This will in turn boost the effectiveness rating of USC and its Judicial Affairs bureaucracy.
3. Total fucking bullshit.
4. MOSS my salad, bitch.
5. A lame excuse for professors to inflict misery on their students.
6. Proof that computers cannot make decisions effectively as humans.
7. As illogical in deciding who is cheating as the BCS is in deciding who should play in the national championship.
8. Invented by a bunch of lunatics who had nothing better to do than devise ways to inflict pain on others.
9. Invented by a bunch of losers who have no life.

I got sent to Judicial Affairs because MOSS said I was cheating. This is no different than saying I got a traffic ticket because a camera said so. Or that Oklahoma should play in the Sugar Bowl because the BCS said so.

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Lawn job

The female equivalent of a blow job.

I don't need a lawn mover to give me lady a lawn job.

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buckle

The act of releasing vile waste.

Be careful, Kyle just Buckled in there.

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