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A slang term whose meaning and implication are similar to 'random', 'pointless', 'shit' (adj.), 'stupid', 'crazy', etc.
Although the word itself has no fully-feesible meaning or definition, it is commonly used in conjunction with other social slang and usually said in an informal context.
The term is usually not associated with direct offense, rather it is most commonly used to describe a past or present event in a loose social environment.
"That is some next shit."
"This assignment is next."
"Some next guy asked me for loose change."
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Used to replace phrases like, 'Oh thats some annoying girl'. It is meant to be degrade a person as though they are sub-human.
That's just some next boy i know who lives in my endz
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The statement you use when someone clearly has no talent and/or is unworthy of praise, status or limelight of any sort.
Generally used in a showbiz context and applied when an act really stinks.
Mick: "man, that guy's act really sucks"
Bob: "right on; to that person I say - NEXT!!!"
or -
Jed: "I can't believe they can show this stuff and get away with it. It stinks."
Laura: "you're right let's go. NEXT!!"
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Move on to the next woman. It's what intelligent and expirenced people tell idiotic newcomers to do, but they don't listen, and continue to pursue the same woman by giving her flowers and being nice and polite and showing good manners while she goes off and fucks some outlaw biker. Then she tells him about how good the outlaw biker was, and enventually she cries on his shoulder about how the outlaw biker treats her like shit. When and if he asks her out she tells him that she's sorry but she doesn't feel that way about him, and that she just wants to be friends.
God, I'm bitter.
"There's this girl.... blah blah blah.... and she actually looked at be... blah blah blah... I could tell she really liked me, because her eyes were open... blah blah blah blah"
"Dude, just next her, It's obvious she doesn't like you, and she just wants to fuck an outlaw biker. You screwed up, man. Just move on."
"No, I really think I'm in love this time, I'm mean she so pretty, and I think about her all the time... and blah blah blah blah"
"Shitcock"
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A nerdy text message sent to, or received by, another person.
That was such a next you sent me.
They are nexting each other.
He just nexted me.
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This is a secondary method of claiming ownership over a previously unowned object after dibs has already been established over said object.
To "call next" is to denote who will obtain the next usage of the object after the "dibser" has had his/her fill.
To those who are unfamiliar with "Dibs Protocol," calling dibs on an object overrides any claims of ownership made simply by finding the object in question.
Person 1: Hey look, I found a pie.
Person 2: Dibs.
Person 3: I call next.
Person 1: Damn it.
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What you say to anything so idiotic and appalling that it should be ignored and forgotten, even if it's simply something you would rather not hear.
Phil: I just got done taking a piss...
Josh: Next.
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