bad beat

Poker phrase about an improbable loss on a hand of cards. Means that you started the hand way ahead but got outdrawn, thus you suffered a bad beat.

Many casinos and card rooms offer extra incentives and jackpots for very bad beats (such as losing with four of a kind).

Playing Texas Hold-Em'...

I have 2-3
You have A-A

Flop comes A-2-K
Turn is a 2
River is a 2

In this hypothetical, I put a bad beat on you since your three Aces was way out in front of my pair of 2's after the flop.

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F.A.G.

1) - The Film Actors Guild, a play on words from Team America: World Police on the real-life Screen Actors Guild (S.A.G.).

2) - Liberal Hollywood.

1) - Alec Baldwin is a major F.A.G. (member).

2) - The F.A.G.'s are running their mouths about politics again...

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llello

Spanish slang for cocaine. Popularized in the movie Scarface by Al Pacino. Often misspelled as yayo for people who are either stupid, don't understand that Spanish 'll's are pronounced as a 'y' or both.

"I hope I don't have to go back to slangin' llello...to get my mayo"
- E-40

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MAW

Master at Work

Also the final level in Halo

I beat the MAW on Legendary...what up now?

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Nagix

A taco who craps ice cream and works on the staff of the hit intergalatic TV show "Earth".

Quite possibly the coolest cartoon character ever created by man.

Nagix is a taco who craps ice cream

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outs

1) - To be in a relationship with a significant other that is either in trouble or breaking apart

2) - The cards in poker that will give you a strong hand

3) - Options from which to choose from, almost always referring to payment options for a debt

1) - "My girlfriend and I are on the outs."

2) - "I had to hit one of my three outs to win the pot."

3) - "Why shouldn't I kick your ass? You've owed me $5,000 for the last month. You're not leaving me a whole lot of outs here."

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tecmo super bowl

Unbelievably tight NES game that you can play for hours, especially when you throw those 110 yard passes from the back of the end zone.

Oh yeah, and LT can block every extra point or field goal.

In my last Tecmo Super Bowl game, Barry Sanders rushed for 658 yards and 11 touchdowns on 34 carries. I passed once. It was incomplete, so I gave it up and went back to Barry.

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