final solution

Phrase referring to the ungodly evil plan to exterminate all Jews by Adolf Hitler and the Nazi pollitical party during WWII. Evolved between 1933 and 1941 as Hitler's political and military fortunes shifted, although Hitler himself made it clear in as early as 1924 that "it is necessary to rid Germany of all Jews."

Some accounts have Hitler and the Nazi party only wanting Jewish culture and it's beliefs removed from Germany, however it is commonly believed that he wanted them physically exterminated (dead).

Hitler wanted to administer the final solution to the Jewish population of Germany.

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y'all don't know me

A way one can dismiss concerns and/or animosity others have towards them. Can refer to practically anything, but usually is reserved for illicit or illegal things.

Moneesha: "I'ma have sex with whoeva I want! It don' even matta!"
Tyra & Monique, Moneesha's Friends: "You need to stop Moneesha! You're going to end up dead or with a disease. We're really worried about you."
Moneesha: *waiving hands and pointing fingers* "Whateva! Whateva! Y'all don' know me! Y'all don' know me!"

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Rhetorical question

Question asked that is asked for effect and not usually designed for an answer.

Usually encourages the person or people being asked the question to reflect upon their own thoughts and beliefs rather than answer specifically out loud.

Examples of rhetorical questions-
Speaker: "What defense to the homeless have if the government will not protect them?"

Guy: "Did you get some from her last night?"
Other Guy: "Is the sky blue?"

Office Worker: "How stupid is this new filing system we have?"

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call me sometime

Phrase meant to show indifference if another person (usually of the opposite sex) calls you, but is very much the opposite.

Means one of two extremes-
1) - Call me immediately, preferably tomorrow or later today

OR

2) - Don't call me. For any reason. Ever.

Girl- "Call me sometime, k?"
Guy- (Is confused trying to figure out of it means call me right now or don't call me ever)

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gabbo

A puppett who will tell us what to do and thinks all children are SOB's.

Gabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo!

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Texas Hold-Em'

A highly skill-oriented and highly entertaining game of Poker in which players are dealt two cards face down, then five community cards face up. The best five-card hand wins.

The game is the most popular form of Poker today, publicized largely by the movie Rounders and the World Series of Poker. Also called "Hold-Em'" or "Texas" for short.

Texas Hold-Em' is the purest form of Poker there is.

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weekend dad

As popularized by Milhouse on The Simpsons, a phrase referring to the father of a child who's parents are divorced and split custody of the child.

In such situations, what can happen is the mother has custody of the child during the week, while the father gets to spend one or both days of the weekend with him or her.

Phrase is especially true if the mother is remarried or has a boyfriend, hence the child's father figure during the week. This makes the biological father the weekend dad.

Kid- "Where are we going this Saturday weekend Dad?"
Father- "Stop calling me that! We're going to the water park."
Kid- "Thanks, weekend dad!"

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