dungeon bud

Marijuana that has a mildewy & distinct "grown in a basement" taste (i.e. it was grown "down in a dungeon".) Usually of low quality & potency, but not always seed riddled mids, dungeon bud breaks apart very easily yet is very stringy in consistency, making it difficult to roll into joints or blunts, and causing it to burn rapidly. No-nothing teenagers and inferior indoor growers are the prime producers of dungeon bud. Dungeon bud often has various contaniments lingering on it such as dryer sheet residue, carpet fibers, cobwebs, mold, etc. that further add to the unpleasant taste & overall smoking experience. Just say no to dungeon bud when offered.

Dungeon Bud Dave: Hey man, I got some banging buddha for sale. Grew it myself, top shelf shit my dude.

You: Fuck off Dave, your Dungeon Bud is nasty and burns like the Hindenburg. Get a real grow-op, & not one in yo mama's basement.

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ese loco

1.a crazy motherfucker. 2. A devoted fan of Slightly Stoopid and member of their street team.

G: "Stop playing around wit me son or I'm gonna slit open yo bitch ass gizzad..."

Juan: "Hey take it easy homes! No need to act all ese loco n' shit."

or

Stoner Sam: Hey bro, you going to see Stoopid in Philly?

Harry Hed: Fuck ya, I'm an ese loco so I get backstage passes!

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Gillie Da Kid

A hilarious, charismatic rapper/doe boy, whose real name is believed to be Nasir Fardar, who has,and arguably rightfully so, dubbed himself "the King of Philly." His flow is quite different than most other rappers, and he allegedly ghost wrote (without recieving full payment or credit) for the equally talented (yet completely fake) homosexual rapper Lil'Wayne during his tenure with the Cash Money label. Gillie's trademark "sound effects" include an obnoxious screech, and a high pitched "ya know!"
Gillie refers to himself as the 80 karat kid/man, the King of Philly(or PHI), the Nortorious K I D, The Kid, or simply Gillie. Lil' Wayne initiated a beef with The Kid by labeling him "Willie the Squid" on Da Drought 3. Since then, Gillie has gone on the offensive "exposin" the fakes in the rap game, including Wayne, Cassidy, etc.

"Now All the Hoes Call Me Gillie Da Kid
And Everybody Knows Philly Is His
Philly Stand Up, E.A.!
F I 2g A, S, yes!"

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supersonic

A bombass strain of maryjane (cannabis)

You dude, I've never been so high before. We need to get more of that supersonic shit!

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Guan Di

In the Chinese pantheon of Gods he is the Patron Saint of Bean Curd (tofu), War, and the general protector of the souls of the dead. Made "famous" by being the featured monster in the cult movie "My Name is Bruce."

With Flashing Red Eyes, & a Flowing White Beard, Everyone Knew He Was a God to Be Feared! Guan Di is his name, Guan Di is his name, Guan Yu Guan Me, Guan Di, Guan Di is his name!

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nutmeg phantasy

An elaborate, vivid, and often seemingly "controllable" daydream that can be intensely pleasurable, scary, or phantasmagorical, caused by consuming copious amounts of nutmeg in order to obtain psychoactive effects. These episodes are usually intiated through contemplation, meditation, drifting off to a near sleep or trance like state, daydreaming, spacing out, listening to ambient or dreamy music, or even just randomly. Use caution when working with nutmeg. Start with low doses.

Dude, I had the craziest nutmeg phantasy the other day! I was walking home from school in a snowstorm, and then all of the sudden, I imagined that I was in a new Terminator movie, and my neighborhood was a battle field. I could hear gunshots and everything. Then I started to be able to "direct the action" and made a movie preview in my mind. I have never laughed so hard in my life, and out of all the nutmeg phantasies I've had, that one takes the cake.

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No Jo Ko

Another name for the formerly caffeinated "black out in a can", Four Loko.

Dude this shit is no jo ko. It really gets the job done every time, and then some.