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Someone who is a good role model and doesn't do anything that can get them in trouble. Usually succeeds in school. Is a positive example to people. Just all around goody-two shoes.
Admirer: Look at her-- she is such a walking moral. She's always doing good and gets good grades in her schoolwork.
Hater:NERD LOLOL.
What one gets when they score and brag about it on the internet.
Tom: yo dude, i got laidz
Billy: awww lucky i wish i got laidz 2
Tom: lol u ain't hot lyke me dat's y!!1111
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Apparently, our newest and oldest ancestor, even older than the infamous Lucy. She is not an ape, nor a human, nor even the thing in between.
Her name was shortened from Ardipithecus ramidus, a species she is a part of. She has a small brain and weighs 110 pounds. Her remains were found in Ethiopia, and supposedly lived about 4.4 million years ago.
The missing link's got nothing on Ardi.
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1. Like tourettes, whorettes is to describe someone who can't control the dirty (or pervertedly implied) things they say out loud. 2. Talking very explicitly to someone without stopping.
Guy 1: In order to do this right, you gotta put it in that hole right there---
Guy 2: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Guy 1: Yo dude, that's like the 7th time you said that all day. Cut the whorettes shit.
Another example:
She had a bad case of whorettes, cause she kept telling me all the nasty-ass things she would do with my penis. And it was only the first two minutes of the conversation!
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When you send the wrong text message to someone else.
Jen: (as she checks her phone to see a text message from Tom)
Tom: we're pickin u up tonite
Jen: (texts back, "wat?")
Tom: (gets the message, sends back, "whoops, it wus a textake)
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