To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development
Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab
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To stab someone with a sharpened part of a pack of uncooked ramen noodles (A Noodle shank). Referenced in Arrested Development
"She's trying to noodle stab me!"
"My Chinese gang mates wanted to noodle stab me"
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