Blissey

Pink egg Pokemon, evolved form of Chansey. Also known as the fat pink blob/whore/bitch. Hated by many noobish and scrubby players just because Blissey is the best special tank in competitive Pokemon. Those people get really annoyed when a Blissey tanks all their attacks from the likes of Alakazam, Jolteon, Starmie and pretty much everyone else who uses special attacks.
However, while Blissey is queen at taking special hits, she dies VERY VERY FAST to physical attacks. So, to all you whiners and haters, please pack on a hard hitting physical attacking Pokemon and that way you don't have to worry about Blissey. It really isn't very hard, you know. Also, Blissey's offense sucks; take advantage of that!

Blissey is one half of the hated SkarmBliss duo. They complement each other really well, with Skarm talking physical attacks and Blissey taking special ones. Extremely effective in 2nd and 3rd generations. However, the 4th generation in Diamond/Pearl introduced a lot more powerful attacks, meaning that Skarmory is no longer the the king at eating physical attacks.

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Golbat

Fugly bat pokemon, evolution of Zubat. Like zubat, it's annoying, especially when you enter caves, appearing every other step, but only in the higher-level caves, like the caves near the sea and Victory Road. Still, they are goddamned irritating, and for some reason, all the bad guys in the Pokemon games love to use Golbat.
Golbat maybe annoying but it sucks. Any strong powered attack will kill it. And even though they suck, they will still emerge to challenge your godlike Pokemon when you trod in caves. God how I hate them. If you want to maintain your sanity, make sure you bring Repels before entering a cave.

Golbat evolves into Crobat when it's happy. Crobat is actually useful. I guess it is worth catching and raising one of those annoying bats after all.

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